Annoying F***!

I understand there's questions involved and I do try my best to answer them however some people seriously take the piss.. Had a caller just now



Hi, I saw your ad on nzg... Yes, how can I help you



Wow your English is really good... what nationality are you?... Gave the answer



Are you sure? Because your English is really good... Am I supposed to not speak properly?



But you sound like a Kiwi though.... OMFG



So do you french kiss?... yes I do



You do??!... Yes, I just said I do!



So what else do you do?.. Can you elaborate?



It says here you do greek for $180 extra... If you are reading it then why are you asking me what else do I do?!



I've never tried greek but wouldn't mind giving it a try... That'll be $400 thanks



Can we negotiate? No, I don't do negotiation. If others don't negotiate and still pay up then same apply to you.



Fair enough. But can you change your mind just once?.. Nope



How about $120 for half hour?.. Nope!



Are you pretty? Answer below then hung up



Me: K I'm going back to sleep to recuperate for my coming booking. Perhaps you should visit the place you can afford to. Have a good day. Bye.